About the Author

Alex Spivey is lately from Seattle, and was from other places before that.

He bakes, he sews, he does not take care of his emotions, and even though he owns furniture he usually sits on the floor, because he was not raised right. He was homeschooled instead.

You can find him on twitter never posting anything, or on tinder, hoping cute boys will like him to make him feel good about himself and then panicking if they do.

It seems a little silly to keep writing like this, especially on a blog that is basically his soul on a plate. Especially in third person. This is weird, just read the blog.